|"We made it, guys! We've arrived on Mars!"|
|Trekking to the Mars One habitation facility...|
|"Let's see... ok, guys, it's a few kilometers away. Breathe easy and let's move."|
|Meanwhile, at Mars One headquarters back on Earth, budget shortfalls are apparent.|
|"Hey guys! I see it, look, it's the habitation facility! |
Mmm hmm, tasty oxygen, fresh-frozen rations, here we come!"
|"What. The. FUCK."|
|"It looks like Woodstock, only without the chicks, weed, and beer."|
|"We are SO fucked right now."|
|"Well... let's scrounge for oxygen and supplies. Surely there must be some up here...?!"|
|Meanwhile, at the Mars One launch gala in Las Vegas... |
"Enjoy the ride, suckers!"
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