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| "We made it, guys! We've arrived on Mars!" |
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| Trekking to the Mars One habitation facility... |
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| "Let's see... ok, guys, it's a few kilometers away. Breathe easy and let's move." |
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| Meanwhile, at Mars One headquarters back on Earth, budget shortfalls are apparent. |
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| "Hey guys! I see it, look, it's the habitation facility! Mmm hmm, tasty oxygen, fresh-frozen rations, here we come!" |
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| "..." |
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| "What. The. FUCK." |
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| "It looks like Woodstock, only without the chicks, weed, and beer." |
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| "We are SO fucked right now." |
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| "Well... let's scrounge for oxygen and supplies. Surely there must be some up here...?!" |
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| Meanwhile, at the Mars One launch gala in Las Vegas... "Enjoy the ride, suckers!" #MarsOne #FAIL #RedPlanet #Mars |
